This is an oldie but goodie. This conversation occurred a few years back while driving in the car with my youngest son. It still makes me laugh every time I think about it. Of course all little boys experience this phenomenon so I have always had a "go to" solution when this happens. Needless to say we've sang Twinkle Twinkle Little Star a lot over the years. A lot.
Nick (yelling from the backseat): Mommy, my penis hurt!
Me: Why, what happened, honey?
Nick: I pushin it and it won't go down.
Me: Nicky, just sing twinkle twinkle little star and you will feel better.
Nick: Ok, mommy.
Nick: Mommy?
Me: Yes, honey?
Nick: You got a penis?
Me: No. Only boys have penises
Nick: Oh, ok.
Nick: Mommy, you got a little penis?
Me: No, girls don't have penises. Girls have vaginas.
Nick: Ba-ginas are for babies. You a baby?
Me: No, I am a mommy.
Nick: Oh, ok.
Nick: Mommy?
Me: Yup?
Nick: Your penis fall off?
Me: Nope, just don't have one.
Nick: Where your penis go?
Me: (sighing and giving up) I really don't remember where I put it.
Nick: Does your penis hurt too?
Me: No, but my brain does now.
Nick: Your brain fall off?
Me: Yes, I suppose it has.
Nick: Ok, Mommy.
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