I hear some shuffling, which I assume is Harry making his way to the bathroom. A few moments later I hear Harry affirming Nick's statement. "It does smell like armpits! That smells awesome!" I stand outside their rooms, shaking my head, contemplating if it is necessary for me to identify what they are talking about. Is it food or something rotten and growing bacteria that needs to be thrown away? Is it dirty clothes, and if it is why are they sniffing them? Is it a clogged toilet or a clogged bath tub drain, and again if it is why do they feel the need to describe the smell? (If it is a clogged bathtub drain, I defer to this prior post: https://dailydoseofthedavis6.blogspot.com/2016/05/mom-theres-small-problem-in-your.html) I don't wanna check, but I should probably check. No, I should definitely check.
Upon entering the bathroom, prepared for the very worst, I was pleasantly surprised to find out the armpit smell they thought was amazing was not actually a body odor smell, but instead a container of soap. I guess they thought that the soap inside the bottle smelled like a stick of deodorant. The armpit smell is not the bad kind of armpit smell, but an armpit slathered in deodorant. PHEW!!!!! I was REALLY worried for a minute that they liked body odor! Lord knows that I do not need any more stink in this house.
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