Grocery List

Unbeknownst to me, my children enjoy adding many interesting items to our grocery list.  All they have to do is say, "Alexa, add such and such to the grocery list."  Alexa, being the nifty Amazon Echo gadget we have sitting on our kitchen counter will gladly add the requested items.  When I am ready to grocery shop, I ask Alexa to print the list.  This is what I found on the list today.

In case you are having trouble seeing the items listed on the above picture, let me enlighten you.

-Britney Spears
-live octopus
-El Chapo's left kidney
-at home tattoo kit
-liposuction
-stale pretzels
-12 hour Ralph compilation
-five thousand things
-one billion five hundred thousand three hundred sixty four bananas
-one trillion five hundred thirty three million thousand five hundred sixty three billion house
-one trillion houses
-babies
-bong kill
-nanny
-iphone 3 times
-exploding trampolines
-everybody fire
-bananas, bananas, bananas, bananas
-one million five hundred thirty five thousand five hundred sisty three ovens
-apples, apples, apples
-cancel penis
-one million forty nine thousand five hundred sixty three bananas
-peanut butter
-laxative
-amazon echo
-diarrhea medicine
-mommy
-penis
-mixed diapers
-floating baby
-million items
-twenty nine days
-exploring trains
-butt
-peanut allergy
-pretzels
-dynamite
-babies
-poop
-bonita kilmeade
-bomb
-tray
-dina mia
-bread
-napkins
-peanut butter
-butter
-liquid foam soap
-bread
-soap

Really?  I mean, come on.  Really?????