It has been a while since I last posted, but it's not because funny things have stopped occuring.  It was because I forgot the password to my blog and I was too lazy to reset it.  I finally took care of that today and just in time because otherwise I might not have been able to share the conversation my two year old and I had in the car today.

Nick (yelling from the backseat):  Mommy, my penis hurt!

Me: Why, what happened, honey?

Nick: I pushin it and it won't go down.

Me: Nicky, just sing twinkle twinkle little star and you will feel better.

Nick: Ok, mommy.

Nick: Mommy?

Me: Yes, honey?

Nick:  You got a penis?

Me:  No.  Only boys have penises

Nick: Oh, ok. 

Nick:  Mommy, you got a little penis?

Me:  No, girls don't have penises.  Girls have vaginas.

Nick:  Ba-ginas are for babies.  You a baby?

Me:  No, I am a mommy.

Nick:  Oh, ok. 

Nick:  Mommy?

Me:  Yup?

Nick:  Your penis fall off?

Me:  Nope, just don't have one.

Nick:  Where your penis go?

Me:  (sighing and giving up)  I really don't remember where I put it.

Nick:  Does your penis hurt too?

Me:  No, but my brain does now.

Nick:  Your brain fall off?

Me:  Yes, I suppose it has.

Nick:  Ok, Mommy.